17 Rebuttals to Michael Moore's 11/05 Walrus Wail of Woe

Deconstructing the Temple of Moore - Part I

Let's pretend that we know nothing of Michael Moore or what he does.

Then let's visit his website (no link provided).

The first thing I see after the Welcome is an immediate request for personal information:
Join our mailing list.

Let's pause here.

Who is this our in our mailing list?

The Foreign Legion?
The Mouseketeers?
The Jaques Chirac fan club?

Careful! We must not rush to judgement!

Immediately after we are hit for a solicitaion for our personal information,
we see a small banner of products on display.

Notice that in almost every product where an image of Moore occurs, either his body is not visible or he is wearing black or dark garb around his body. Does he wish us to think that he is in mourning? Perhaps he just wishes the dark tones to reduce his profile, while at the same time, increase his profile.

Michael Moore's first use of italics, the only text whose aspect stands out in the top half of his home page, states:
Will they ever trust us again?

Again, a good word. For, again we are faced with the question, "Who the !(#& is Moore talking about?"

First Moore wishes us to Join us, then he confronts us with the more mysterious us, the us that apparently some equally unspoken people once trusted.

Thus far I can only conclude that Moore's website appears very cult like in its aspect.

There is even a little picture of the Commander in Cheif in the products display. So far, all the images and text are either of a neutral tone or a happy theme; does this reinforce somewhat the happy welcoming nature of the more successfully run cults?

Thusfar, Part 1 of our adventure has taken us to the front porch of Moore's cultist temple, we shall chip through more of the facade next time...

Mini-Moore strikes again!!!

These filth pedlers are trying to boost sales for this filth peddler.

What the DU and Eminem fail to understand is that several years from now, when the Eminem fans grow up, they will look back at their mis-spent and dull youthfull days and say, "Damn... That was pretty stupid. Why did I do stupid things like vote Democrat."

So, that's what the Looney Left is doing, setting themselves up for more long term failure.

Forbes: "Best Places To Die"

Forbes special report on The Best Places to Die!

Spoiler: Michigan is not in the top 10!

IgnoreMoore's Best Place to Die:

In front of all major media cameras while dancing like a savage on Michael Moore's grave (as presaged by Lovecraft)!:

it is terrible to hear the one when the source should yield the other. Animal fury and orgiastic license here whipped themselves to daemoniac heights by howls and squawking ecstacies that tore and reverberated through those nighted woods like pestilential tempests from the gulfs of hell. Now and then the less organized ululation would cease, and from what seemed a well-drilled chorus of hoarse voices would rise in sing-song chant that hideous phrase or ritual:

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Moorethulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

New Yasser Arafat Missile Christened in Palestine!

I know, nothing is really Christened in Palestine, but I don't know the arabic term.

Fox News Channel's afternoon cable broadcast reports that Palestinian officials announced the newest of their strategic armaments, a missle named after their late leader Yasser Arafat, whose purpose is to strike deeply into Israeli territory in order that Yasser can strike Isreal from beyond the grave (paraphrase).

Minor Miracle of the Day:

CBS News ("Courage") apparently is running a Yasser Arafat Story written by NRO author Andrew C. McCarthy.

Is CBS finally trying to distance their credibily from that of Michael Moore?

Can the CBS/Moore Axis of Deceival be broken?

Google Search for "Michael Moore CBS" : about 664,000 for michael moore CBS.

Are fat jokes bad?

That is too vast (no pun) of a question for this blog.

I remember a cool Dune poster (mid-80's) of the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen that was posted on a wall in my highschool "Dune" class (eons ago).

The poster had a the bulbous Baron surrounding a green planet with an eye towards consuming it.

That is exactly how I envision Michael Moore.

Had the Baron Harkonnen been portrayed more as Feyd Rautha, a skinny and agile elite of the warrior class, then my envisioning of Michael Moore would be vastly diminished in stature.

What if Michael Moore, by the time of his next video-screed F911.5, manages to reduce his body mass index to a medically defined healthy level, and his external physiology easily reflected such change (he no longer looked fat), then would the bloated gas bag and bloviating jokes cease?

If you are offended by fat jokes, then here is a challenge,

Lifetime Challenge:

Maintain a healthy body mass index for the rest of your life, and start now with the beginning goal of losing more weight, and gaining more lean body mass, than Michel Moore by Election day 2008!

FrontPageMag: "Moore: Populist Gas Bag"

IngoreMoore: "Moore: Unpopular Douche Bag"

Front Page Mag asks the practical question:
Would You Buy a Car from Michael Moore?

Given the Democrats defeat, most Americans, it seems, didn’t take activist-performers seriously—or, observing foul-mouthed celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg and Al Franken, decided to vote for Bush. Indeed, shockjock Howard Stern vowed to bring his audience to Kerry: according to Franklog.com, in nearly every state where Stern’s radio show is heard, Bush gained votes since the 2000 election. And how many supporters did Kerry lose, one wonders, when he stated that Hollywood is the “heart and soul of America?”

Our position at IgnoreMoore involves the following analysis:

If Michael Moore owned the car (Democrat issue, political platform, DNC hate-filled vending machine, et.), but did not use the car, then we would consider buying it to sell to the George Soros museum of failed politician purchasing dreams.

If Michael Moore owned the car, but did not sit in it (no suspension and upholstery damage), then we might consider purchasing it to donate to the next Palistinian dictator's car swarm photo op.

If Michael Moore owned the car, and was never seen within 30' of the car (no photos, images, videos) then we would buy the car and use it to smuggle recovering Democrats who wish to escape from within Hate Inc.'s borders to safe-zone red-state counties

Meatloaf Messiah Makes Miracle!

Unconfirmedsources.com reports:

Republicans Love Michael Moore's Satirical Comedy Fahrenheit 9/11!

"I couldn't stop laughing." -John Ashcroft, Attorney General

Wow, (almost speechless) - short golf clap!!

Moore tries to swallow Howard Dean's lips!

In a sad display of Democratic in-fighting, Michael Moore has attempted to swallow Howard Dean whole. However, due to the recent and vast increase in size of Howard Dean's mouth,

The truth is the president of the United States used the same device that Slobodan Milosevic used in Serbia. When you appeal to homophobia, when you appeal to sexism, when you appeal to racism, that is extraordinarily damaging to the country

Moore could not immediately fit Dean down his Demo-hate gullet. Then, just as he was making progess, Dean's oriface suddenly swelled again!

Most Americans are decent people -- not all. I mean, there are those hate-mongers. I wouldn't call Jerry Falwell a decent person.

As Mr. Howard "Hater" Dean's maniacially moving jaws increased in speed by greasing themselves in the phlegm bath of self-irony dripping down his Democratic chin collection, Moore was spasming with joy at the prospect of finally eclipsing Dean as the maw of the Democratic meat-head-message brigade (perhaps even DNC chair!) Dean delived the goat-gagging Moore-molesting uber-line:

Dean talked about his vision for the Democratic Party, saying, "We need to stand up for what we believe in."

Hate

Dean and the Democrats vision is Hate

Dean, Moore, & Hate Inc., that is the Democrat's Banner-of-Self-Destruction being carried into 2008 with the full fool frenzy of their ever diminishing Democratic base.

Now the entire Democratic Party is choking on their hate...

Rotund Michael Moore and the Centrifuge of Spin

According to Broken Newz, Rotund documentary filmmaker Michael Moore accepted al-Qaeda's Distinguished Infidel award Thursday, becoming the first American to ever receive positive recognition from a terrorist organization.

Good for him, good for them.

But, is Michael Moore really rotund? Rotund suggests (subtly) that he is round in shape; a gross approximation. While true on the surface, he is round in shape but only in isolation! Due to the effects of spin, Michael Moore, like the earth, tends to contract at the poles and expand at the equator, thus becoming more of an oblate spheroid.

Did you know that if the earth was a sphere only covered with water then the gravitic effect of the sun on the earth is to draw water away from the equator and towards the poles? This helps explain the phenomenon of the Liberal Fatheadedness constantly afflicting Moore; the concentration of the blood in his stubbly little feet and swollen skull create massive pressure on his pathetically under-developed polar extremities!

Are Donuts Worse Than Muffins and Bagels? Is Michael Moore worse than Kofi Annan?

Karen Collins:
Even donut lovers will admit that the donut is a poor nutrition choice. But how much better off are people with muffins or bagels?
... Contrary to what you might expect, muffins are rarely lower in calories.

Annan is like a bagel; the fat content of bagels is heavily influenced by the topping (France, Germany, The PLO, etc.), while Moore is like a donut; Most donuts have from two to five grams of saturated fat and two to five grams of trans fat. That's a quarter to one-half the recommended daily limit for saturated fat.

So, if Annan is found guilty (or guilty of obstruction) in the U.N. Oil for Food Scandal, what kind of comfort food will Moore be Moore at home using to stuff his face?

Moore shakes down students for their lunch money!

David French:
This fall, in one of the most spectacularly hyped and unsuccessful political efforts in recent memory, leftist filmmaker Michael Moore barnstormed America’s campuses in an effort to increase the youth vote. In speech after speech, he begged, pleaded, and even bribed students (with offers of ramen noodles and underwear) to get to the polls and vote for John Kerry.

Although Moore’s effort failed (not only was George W. Bush re-elected, but the proportion of "youth" voters did not increase in 2004), it was certainly lucrative... And much of that money was paid to him illegally.

So, if the words Michael Moore and Illegal are as inseparable as Michael Moore and donuts, then what can we say about the association of donuts and illegality? Does that seem unjustifiable? As unjustifiable as this?

The funding for these appearances often came from the "student activity fee," a mandatory fee often assessed on students at both public and private universities.

"Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code’ movie" (Porter)

Dropped. My. Coffee. Ran. To. Closet. Loaded. Shotgun.

The HORROR

Moore: Bending over for the Big Labels

Ashlee Vance:

Well, well, well. Michael Moore - the corpulent crusader - appears to be a bigger lackey of The Man than he would have you believe. Yes, friends, the attacker of big media has his very own iTunes celebrity playlist. Think of it as a gift-wrapped suggestion package for leading music fans right into the decaying arms of the pigopolists.

Moore, you'll remember, went to great lengths to pull his documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 from Disney's clutches. It was only with the help of the independent-minded Weinstein brothers at Miramax that Moore got his film into theaters. And now he is bending over for the big labels and Apple just to plug himself one more time.

Yeah, he's a bender.

Do you see the photo the bender uses (1/2 way down article) for his "Playlist"? Ah yes, that must bring him fond memories of his single chin days.

"The Military, Michael Moore and Metrosexual Madness"

Doug Giles:

Yes, thanks to Michael Moore and his un-Fahren-blight 911, we can, in large part, blame him and his lemmings for the ungrateful-to-the-military sentiments that are floating around today.

Moore made our soldiers out to look like teenaged killers of women and children, who care nothing about defending this land, nothing about extending liberty to other countries, nothing about loyalty to their fellow soldiers and to our nation. Instead they were framed as heavy-metal-loving killing machines who like to listen to crunching guitar riffs while they strafe innocent mothers and babies--all for the white man’s avaricious lust for oil money.

Meanwhile, back in the fever swamps...

The only thing on Michael Moore's little mind is linking to this AP story with this text Iraqi men trying to get out of harms way in Fallujah have been turned back by U.S. troops following orders to allow only women, children and the elderly to leave.

Is he trying to churn alligator tears for the fools who failed to flee Fallujah after they were warned for weeks that they should get out? Or does Moore still care about the welfare of the Fallujah terrorists as if they were his own sons?

A Stupid White Movie

An article by Robert Jensen professor at The University of Texas at Austin entitled A Stupid White Movie: What Michael Moore Misses About the Empire, hits quite a few nails on the head:

In fact, it’s hard to find any coherent critique in the movie at all.

The sad truth is that “Fahrenheit 9/11” is a bad movie, but not for the reasons it is being attacked in the dominant culture. It’s at times a racist movie. And the analysis that underlies the film’s main political points is either dangerously incomplete or virtually incoherent.

The hammer comes down accurately so many in times in fact that I can't figure out what it's doing on what appears to be a progressive website... ah wait... there it is:

Is the administration of George W. Bush full of ideological fanatics? Yes. Have its actions since 9/11 been reckless and put the world at risk? Yes. In the course of pursuing those policies, has it enriched fat-cat friends? Yes.

Ok, so now we can see what Jensen's movtive is: wrapping some objective truth with his own brand of intellectual dishonesty in order that the objective truth somehow cleanse his motives and remove the stain of all subjectivity and relativism from his own brand; very Al-Frankenesque.

New Expose of Moore Planned: 91.1 Millimeters

55,949,406 out of 55,949,407 Democratic Party Prostitutes agree: Michael Moore is the 91.1 Millimeter Man!
(Kerry was still making up his mind at the time of interview)

And yes, for those deprave souls that were wondering, Hillary has just confirmed that was after Viagra.

But, Moore now says that his XXXX wasn't enough to sway the American public at large.

'We want to document and commercialize it,' Moore told Variety.

Arafat:Fatah::Moore:Fatahass

Just as Arafat won the Nobel Prize for Peace in 1994, Michael Moore is going to make a desperate attempt to try to pave over his F911 stench with the vacuum-head seal of approval that only a Golden Globe or Oscar could garner.

The latest from the out-of-country propaganda wire:

But even his most vituperative opponents have to admire the man’s tenacity

Uh, no. Unless you mean his tenacity to develop Diabetes at a record pace; a great role model for children, no?

And his arrogance, say for example, in not putting up Fahrenheit 9/11 for next year’s Best Documentary Oscar, ostensibly to give the other poor schmoes a chance of winning.

He want's to get his Hollyweird Vacuum-head Seal of Approval while his team (Demo-terrorists) are winning; that only makes sense, well ok, not that part about Democrats winning - that doesn't make sense, at least with his alleged help involved; don't get me started with the Hillarist-Moore anti-Kerry cabal theories...

Jimmy Cadaver calls Arafat a "powerful human symbol"; Michael Moore weeps for his fallen Veteran of Love

But, in honor of Veterans Day, let's first look at the words of a real man:

Americans live in freedom because of our veterans' courage, dedication to duty, and love of country.

That includes fat steaming piles of anti-American hate, like Michael Moore.

Across America, there are more than 25 million veterans.

And one Meatloaf Messiah who sticks his stubbly little middle finger at all of them.

Their ranks include generations of citizens who have risked their lives while serving in military conflicts, including World War II, Korea, Vietnam, the Persian Gulf, and the war on terror.

The only thing Michael Moore risks his life over is another Pastrami on Rye.

They have fought for the security of our country and the peace of the world.

Michael Moore fights for his pocketbook and his right to financially fleece his loony left minions of their documentary movie going dollars.

They have defended our founding ideals, protected the innocent, and liberated the oppressed from tyranny and terror. They have known the hardships and the fears and the tragic losses of war. Our veterans know that in the harshest hours of conflict they serve just and honorable purposes.

The harshest conflict Michael Moore entered into in the last four years was his tug-of-war with Terry Mc-Auliffe over which one of them got to devour the corpse of Howard Dean.

Through the years, our veterans have returned home from their duties to become active and responsible citizens in their communities, further contributing to the growth and development of our Nation. Their commitment to service inspires all Americans.

The Flintstone Fool of Michigan was so inspired that he decided to resell his F911 movie to his post-election depression fans in their moment of weakness.

With respect for and in recognition of the contributions our service men and women have made to the cause of peace and freedom around the world, the Congress has provided (5 U.S.C. 6103(a)) that November 11 of each year shall be set aside as a legal public holiday to honor veterans.

And a day to stick the finger of reality in the face of the Minions of Moore!

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim November 11, 2004, as Veterans Day and urge all Americans to observe November 7 through November 13, 2004, as National Veterans Awareness Week. I urge all Americans to recognize the valor and sacrifice of our veterans through ceremonies and prayers. I call upon Federal, State, and local officials to display the flag of the United States and to encourage and participate in patriotic activities in their communities. I invite civic and fraternal organizations, places of worship, schools, businesses, unions, and the media to support this national observance with commemorative expressions and programs.

Watch as Moore also gets to "participate in patriotic activities"... like Jimmah Cadaver heaping lavish praise on his little terrorist buddy.

Let's see what all the weasels of the world did today in honor of our Veterans Day!

Meatloaf Messiah Planning Fahrenheit 9/11½

Late Term Abortion: Fifty-one percent of the American people lacked information (in this election) and we want to educate and enlighten them. They weren't told the truth. We're communicators and it's up to us to start doing it now.

Ah, so now he is self styling himself as a communicator, perhaps when he reaches 500 lbs he will demand we call him the great communicator.

Imus compares Jesus to Michael Moore

"Jesus was a better role model than Michael Moore"

Imus:"Here is a thing that I think Senator Kerry should have done. People through the country, and if you look at a county by county map of how people voted in this country, it is remarkable how much red there is in California and how much red there is in New York. Even the people in this country whether they were in the red areas or the blue areas, whether or not they were Christians, that had nothing to do with it, whether or not they went to church or not, just on the fundamental facts of the life of Jesus. Whether you think he was the son of God or not, just based on how he conducted his life, people thought that Jesus was a better role model than Michael Moore."

Under what circumstances could Michael Moore possibly be a better role model than Jesus?

• Loaves and Fishes: can you imagine Moore sharing a bread crumb with a starving John Kerry? Winner - Jesus.
• Sermon on the Mount: can you imagine a mountain capable of withstanding Moore's moronic mass? Winner - Jesus.
• Water into Wine: Who can turn anything and everything into Whine? Winner - Moore!!!.
• The Last Supper: Michael Moore's suppering is truly suppering without end. Winner - Jesus

3-1 Route for the J-man!

Schrodinger's Rat vs. The Black Hole of Flint

Stand back as Black Hole of Flint Michigan collapses around us like a petty dictator.

Google results: "about 230,000 for arafat michael moore"

Michael makes new little friends @ sorryeverybody.com

They're losers, they lose, that's just what they do...
And now apparently they are sorry about it!
What the losers don't know is that Moore is only fattening them up for the sacrifice of their little wallets through his next moonbat money sucking shlock-u-mentary dealing with the pharmaceutical industry and it's inability to find a cure for his fat ass!!!

Now that even James Carville admitted that his Democratic Party is in deep political doo-doo and needs to be "born again" if it hopes to win the White House in 2008. Newsmax. Will Moore drop it with his sorry routine and let the cooler fat-heads of his party prevail? Or will the world shake in plate techtonic horror as Carville chases Moore around the country with a crucifix and a 55-gallon drum of vasoline shouting, "As with mosquitoes, horseflies, and most bloodsucking parasites, Kenneth Starr was spawned in stagnant water! Bend over and feel my Narrative!!!"

Google Search Terms of the Day:

James Carville Parasites

Attorney General Resigns; Fat Man Dances Jig

Michael Moore, in dancing a celebratory jig upon hearing on the resignation of Attorney General John Ashcroft, crashed through the ever weaking floorboards in his Manhattan appartment crushing several small Palestinian families which had been living below him by subsisting on the breadcrumbs that would fall through his floorboads into their dinner buckets. "Praise Allah, he would sometimes wipe an entire pizza off his chin and it would fall into my bucket!" Declared the youngest of the survivors, Yasser Jr. When Moore learned of the tragedy, he simply licked his lips and continued to rub his belly, "Mmmmm, gall bladder... fetch my chianti Yasser! Thpthpthp-thpthp-thp..."

Moore has 3 more chins

Michael Moore is a traitor. Michael Moore loathes Christians and Jews. He mocks our Country, and mocks Judaism and Christianity. Let's hope that the Department of Justice finds a noose large enough to fit his fat neck. Michael Moore Loves A Good Jihad November 9, 2004 by Jim Manion.

(Speechless)

Golf clap!!!

Question of the Day!

Would Moore still get 72 virgins in Paradise?

Or, would they keep the virgin to average-suicide-bomber weight ratio constant; perhaps he would only get 1.3 virgins...

I suspect it would take one of them new MOBs strapped to Moore's butt to get any body part of his (besides his jaw) to move more than a foot in any direction. So, if they award virgins according to damage done, we'll adjust his virgins awarded to 0.2.

Appetizing new pictures on Moore's Daily Menu of Distaste!

...who shall ultimately be responsible for the utter destruction of the Democratic Party when they both persist on insisting on showing off American war dead...

Gosh, those words seem so familiar...

Interesting that meer hours after they were typed on this blog, the Meat Loaf Messiah himself decides to post Iraqi war casualties on his website with a cute link to this Yahoo story.

Not only can he not think for himself, I guess his appetite for self-destruction really has no handler, but he insists on trying to gross people with images that he knows are less damaging than witnessing his own morbid obesity.

Get psychiatric and medical help Mr. Moore.

Hog On Ice drops the M-bomb

Have you seen Hog On Ice's New Mosiac of the Meat Loaf Messiah?

Scroll down his page to see the cool Mosaic!

Moore vs. DeathClock (Why being fat just sucks!)

In the right corner, weighing in somewhere between 300 and 400 lbs... Michael Moore!!!

In the left corner, his challenger... Death Clock dot Com !!!

Who will win?!?

Given that Michael Moore's birthday is April 23, 1954 let's see what Death Clock dot Com says!!!

I will set Mode to normal...

But what level should be Moore's BMI?

Trial Runs on Moore's Deathdate for various values of BMI (Body Mass Index):

BMI = 30 -> Tuesday, February 2, 2027
BMI = 33 -> Tuesday, February 2, 2027
BMI = 36 -> Monday, February 2, 2026
BMI = 39 -> Sunday, February 2, 2025
BMI = 42 -> Friday, February 2, 2024
BMI = 45 -> Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Please note that if you set Mode to anything other than normal, results will vary wildly!

Let's see what happens if we set Mode to Pessimistic and his BMI to 45...

-> Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Challenge of the Day!

See if your calculations verify these numbers!!!

Can History Save Moore from the Democrats, and the Democrats from Moore?

Take a look at this anti-American filth.
It's almost as dirty as Michael Moore running through the streets of Paris trying to stick his camera lens up every Frenchman's opinion that he can find!

That decomposing composer of a compost pile, DEAN E. MURPHY may eventually realize that when people such as himself Democrats, especially, are left to wonder: What will it take to break the pattern - an act of God?

They have already been subject to the precursor to the Plagues of Biblical Proportion in the all-devouring fat locust face of Michael Moore, who shall ultimately be responsible for the utter destruction of the Democratic Party when they both persist on insisting on showing off American war dead, and hoping for their next act of God, in a fashion reminiscent of the worst of 20th century propaganda.

Are you Moore Intelligent than the MeatLoaf Messiah from Michigan?!

ZombieTime asks the delicate question:
Are Bush Voters Really So "Dumb"?
or
How Kerry Supporters Have Dug Themselves in a Hole So Deep They Can't Get Out

According to the numbers at zombietime's perspecacious article,
One possible interpretation is that Michigan is truly #23 in average I.Q. of U.S. states:

Rank State Avg Now Vote
22 Maryland 10 101 Kerry
23 Michigan 17 101 Kerry
24 New York 31 101 Kerry

So, can we say that Moore hails from a state of only average intelligence?

Or should we agree with the article's conclusion?

The Kids Are Better Than Alright

There is a big scary fat man running around in American society claiming he has the finger on the pulse of America's youth.

Actually, his version of youth is the 18-29 year old age bracket.

Is that really youth? I won't split hairs.

However, I will share this anecdote:

I was at an elementary school last week (post election) and some kids saw my "I voted" sticker. Being curious little devils, they immediately mobbed me and demanded to know for whom it was I voted. When I declared that that was "Top Seekrit", the most aggressive of them gang asked, "Was it Bush? It was Bush wasn't it?!" Even though I stuck by my guns and insisted on maintaining secrecy, I indicated that he was probably correct and then I asked them, "So, who did you guys vote for?"; keep in mind that these are 1st through 7th graders, then they all chanted and howled that they voted for Bush. I realize that the founding fathers chose the electoral college system over the elementary school college system for a reason, so maybe all the kids were just mimicking thier parents. However, the likelyhood that all their parents voted, or were at least vocal supporters of, Kerry, is unlikely in the extreme.

Conclusion: Kids love a winner.

If the Meatloaf Messiah wants to claim that the Democrats own the 18-29 year old vote, he's going to love the upcoming Republican victories in 2008, 2012, and 2016, when today's youth is ready to feed him even more crow than even his current four-chamber stomach can withstand!

How can Moore's 55,949,407 fat cells be so wrong?

Our U.K. buddies illustrate why America is truly the land of the Great Road Trip:
You can drive from coast to coast across the middle of the country and never pass through a single county that voted for John Kerry(Telegraph.Co.UK Mark Steyn)

But is that road wide enough for you me and Mr. Wide Load (Moore) at the same time?

Rove:Moore::Thought:Afterthought

Ah, the glow of victory!

Rove is truly the Man behind the Man. Moore is the man behind the donut stand.

Ah, the stench of da-feet!

excerpt:
SAD, as just about everybody here knows, is an acronym for seasonal affective disorder, the mood-crushing curse of wintertime existence in the northernmost major U.S. city in the Lower 48. An estimated 20 to 30 percent of residents experience some degree of the disorder, which researchers believe is triggered by the body's reaction to reduced natural light. Symptoms include sadness, irritability, gluttony, weight gain, menstrual difficulties and interpersonal strain. (Blaine Harden Washington Post)

Gluttony? Weight gain?

Guess who will be making Moore friends in the next four years!!!

The Anti-Moore

In diametric opposition to Moore, this site HughHewitt.Com has some links to some awesome (recent) analysis concerning issues of a scope and importance that exceeds Moore by exponential bounds!

The article features people who are trying hard to get gnu-klee-ar weepons as hard as Moore is trying to regain relevance and gain a cholesterol count that won't kill him in three years by his own fat little Cheeseburger grabbing hands.

U.S. Map of Michael Moore Induced Famine Zones!

Michael Moore Famine Zones!!!

Los Angeles devasted. Chicago, New York, Boston gone.

Do you see all the red on the map; that indicates where residents intentionally poised the food supply rather than endure Moore.

(edit: Now that I think about it, these are truly famize zones in the sense that their dirty denizens will start to cry out for Moore guidance from their Porcine Propaganda Pooh-bah (The Meat-Loaf Messiah!). They will cry out for guidance, I guar-an-tee it! Hey, don't just believe me, the San Jose Mercury News has a fine article about their new found SAD suffering!!!

Moore Predicts Impeachable Bush Blunder (via Newsmax)

Moore Predicts Impeachable Bush Blunder

In a bid to encourage demoralized Democrats, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore is predicting that President Bush will become so "cocky and arrogant" that he'll commit an impeachable offense that will end in his removal from office.

What has Moore been able to successfully predict in the past?

Bull Markets in the Donut industry?

Daily Challenge:

Can you find an instance of Michael Moore ever getting a political prediction correct?

17 Reasons to run to the hills before Michael Moore tries to chew through your wrists!

(Remember people, this is parody, to fully appreciate
the anti-venom of this piece you must, regretably,
put your self in the small shoes of the typical Michael
Moore worshiping fat-head for maximum effect)

Saturday, November 6th, 2004
17 Reasons to run to the hills before Michael Moore
tries to chew through Your Wrists...

Fiends, Democrats, Radical Boobs,

Yes, it sucks. Really sucks. But while you go and call
the suicide hotline, consider the wisdom of Monty
Python, "Brave Sir Kerry ran away, bravely ran away
away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely
turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Kerry turned
about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking
to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave
retreat by brave Sir Kerry!"
Remember, there it _NO_ good news from Tuesday's
election!

Here are 17 reasons to Ignore Moore:

1. It is not against the law for Jeb Bush to run for
president in 2008; and W. can run in 2012.

(edit: W. can run in 2012 in the event of
a constitutional amendment stating the legality of such
action; most LLL/MSM freaks will have no problem believing
such an amendment is possible to enact; even though the
possibility is slim)

2. Bush becomes the first President re-elected while
gaining seats in the House and the Senate since 1936,
and the first Republican President to be re-elected
with House and Senate majorities since 1924.

3. The only age group in which the majority voted for
Kerry was young adults; young adults that will grown
up inspired by Republican ideals for FOUR MORE YEARS!

4. In spite of Michael Moore's wind, the majority of
Americans still think the country is headed in the
right direction (59,459,765), think that Moore wasn't
worth listening to (59,459,765), and don’t approve of
the job George Soros did in attempting to force his
greedy fingers into American politics (59,459,765).
(Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out.
It's an American thing, like "moral values".)

5. The Republicans do not need a filibuster-proof
60-seat majority in the Senate. If the Democrats do
their job, aquiescing to Bush's mandate; in order that
they have any chance at victory in 2008, they won't be
able to stop the Supreme Court from the right-wing
mandate. Did I say "if the Democrats do their job?",
if they want to keep their party from being torn apart
from within, they had better show that they can at
least participate in civil bi-partisan politics.

6. Michigan only voted for Kerry by 165,674 votes; almost
a smaller plurality than Bush won Ohio! Kerry only won
by 11,813 votes in Wisconsin. If we look at the
population density map of the counties of America, we
see that all the blue population centers are
sandwiched between the red population centers and the
ocean; if degenerate liberal-Democrats beg for a civil
war, they will be crushed from mountain to shining
sea!

7. Once again we are reminded that the liberal
Democrat is a nut. They have their polls take the
pulse of America with the grace and care of a drunken
proctologist with a bottle of gin (thanks Teressa) and
a bull-whip.

8. 99.9% of Michael Moore's support came from Pizza
Hut and Krispy Kreme. In 4 years, Michael Moore's
cholesterol level will be visible from outer space.
Hey, 4 years isn't such a long time! If you're 15
years old and reading this, your first voting years
can be spent wearing a "Remeber what loser the losers
voted for in 2004?" with Michael Moore's open-casket
rictus grin photo (from his Doritos sponsored funeral)
in _living_ color!

9. Gays, thanks to Michael Moore's inept inability to
influency anyone more intelligent than himself, can
still do whatever they want to themselves during their
honeymoons in 39 states! Thank Michael Moore. Just
think of all that wedding chocolate that is left for
him to eat by himself!

10. Five more African Americans were elected as
members of Congress, which, apparently, totally creeps
Michael Moore out; almost as bad as ending a sentence
with a preposition.

11. The CEO of Coors will be back to rule Colorado in
a few more years; too bad Michael Moore will be in a
hear-attack induced coma where even the power of
All-American beer can not reach him!

12. Admit it: the Bush twins would never date a
Democrat, especially those losers of 2004.

13. At the state legislative level, even the
Democratic rats of California will be escorted back to
the docks by the Governator's own mandate.

14. Moore is now a lame duck pundit. He will have no
greater moment than the one he's had a month ago. It's
all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more
significantly, he's just not going to want to do all
the hard work that will be expected of him. It'll be
like everyone's last month in 12th grade -- you've
already made it, so it's party time! Perhaps he'll
treat the next four years like a permanent Friday,
spending even more time at the drive-through or in
Kentucky Fried Chicken. And why shouldn't he? He's
already proved his point, avenged his appetite for
self-destruction, and doubly embarassed all your
asses.

15. Should Bush decide to extend sympathy to the rats
of the left wing; who still attack him and compare him
to Hitler; and the rats fail to escape from their
downward spiral of Democrat depravity, still insisting
that Bush is still trying take this country down a
very dark road, only two things are possible: a) The
complete and utter destruction of the Democratic Party
from within, or b) the complete and utter destruction
of the Democratic Party from the President's new
mandate; backed up by the 59,459,765 citizens who
control the moral high ground, the military, and the
_will_ to fight.

16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- but the
largest popular vote landslide was won by a 60% margin
by Johnson in 1964, so any winning popular vote margin
that's above 50% is about as close to decisive victory
as it gets! BTW, Michael Moore making a sports analogy
is like a fat kid trying to run from a hungry pit bull
at lunch time.

17. Finally and most importantly, over 59 million
Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The Winner."
That's more than the total number of voters who voted
for anyone in any Democracy anywhere in the recorded
history of mankind! If the media are looking for a
trend it should be this -- that so many Americans
were, for the first time since the birth of the
republic, willing to show the Geriatric Cheese Makers
of Europe that no amount of anti-American sentiment
from themselves and their surrogates; Michael
"Cholesterol" Moore, George "Soft Money" Soros,
Hillary "Hildebeast" Clinton, Albert "Al-Gorezeera"
Gore, John "The Johnchurian Candidate" Kerry, and Ted
"Lady Killer" Kennedy, can do anything to a real
American's oppinion other than make him choose a
different brand of shotgun shells with which to better
deliver double-aught buck shot in response to the self
destructive tendencies of the Democratic Party and
their loser friends.

Dear Michael Moore,

Eat up!

Cheers,

.